Hummer Energy Pills

Big and yellow like a truck, Hummer Energy Pills are the new obnoxiously bright addition to our ever expanding range of legal stimulants. Defy fatigue! These babies will have you making the most of your night (and morning).

For sale to over 18s only

Who can honestly say that they have too much energy? Most of us have to admit that we hardly feel as vital and energetic as we'd like, especially when it's personal evening-fun time. Three Hummer Energy Pills between two people make most acceptable doses if you want to welcome in the dawn with a smile. Ingredients Anhydrous caffeine,Citrus Aurantium extract,Pelargnium Graveolens Extract,Salvia Scalerea Extract,Piper Nigrum Extract,L-Phenylalanine,Vitamin C and tabbleting Aids

NOTE: Does not contain ephedrine, benzylpiperazine or any restricted drugs or medicines.

NOTE: Some naturally occurring ingredients have been synthetically reproduced including caffeine.

Please note that although these yellow round pills look a bit like CAKE, they really aren't. These are legal and safe whereas CAKE is a made-up drug.

"What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun... unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street."

~ Brass Eye excerpt.

Please note, this product can not be shipped to:

• Australia
• Ireland
• Norway
• Poland
• Russian Federation
• United States