Bullsh*tter

Part of the popular Turds 2007 range, Bullsh*tter is a proper cheeky little arse; he'll do literally anything to get his filthy hands on your cash!

Ever since he was a little turdler, all Bullsh*tter ever wanted to do was make money by selling crap.

He has the gift of the gab, with the ability to talk more sh*t than Turdy Blair and President Bog Brush mashed together, and he uses his gift to sell crap on all the popular European beaches.

This cheeky rogue can charm the pants off any Turd or Turdette he meets, helping them part with their hard earned money.

Bullsh*tter comes complete with log book and Turd handling tips.

Favourite hangout: Anywhere! Markets, streets, beaches...

Favourite saying: "It's all the genuine poo, honest!"