Log On

Log On, the ultimate geeky piece of plop, is, by day a hard working nurse from Stainsfield Hospital. By night the ultimate Rim Trek geek!

Born in Bowl de Tech, Log On has a genius knowledge of any piece of technical shiquipment.

Due to his job, he deals with sh*t on a daily basis, whether that be cleaning it up, taking it or even talking to it.

As with many of his geek brethren, Log On is unlucky in love, and often turns to Shat sites to find himself a hot piece of ass to date.

He often bites off more than he can chew, however, and ends up up to his neck in sh*t, but luckily his best mate, Number 2, is always on hand with a shovel to dig him out again.

Likes: Rim Trek

Dislikes: Missing Rim Trek

Favourite saying: "Captain's Log!"