Nutty

Put in the nicest possible way, Nutty is the most insane and twisted sh*t you could ever have the pleasure of meeting.

Growing up is a traumatic part of every Turd's life, and living next door to Hannibal Lecturd can't be easy. As a young turdler Nutty had already developed a twitchy eye syndrome, claimed he was made out of chocolate and that he wanted to be renamed Nigel.

So when Nutty decided to create a cult, calling all members 'Nigel', as well as giving maggots the right to a free 'fly pass' because they have no legs, action had to be taken. Clearly a bog short of a loo roll, Nutty is now locked up with his own straitjacket and a loving glove puppet for company.

Nutty now spends his days living in his very own toilet paper padded cell, and despite having no freedom, this is one happy little sh*t.

Favourite hangout: Sicko's Mental Institution

Favourite saying: "Can you hear the monkeys?"