Pebble Dash

What a charming fellow! We've all seen Pebble Dash; he's the 'Englishman Abroad' Turd that likes to hang out on beaches, burning himself to a crisp whilst gently marinading in a cocktail of lager and shots.

Part of the Turds 2006 collection, Pebble Dash really should reconsider going abroad. The local cuisine always sends his digestive system down the pan, quite literally. the runs, squirts, sh*ts and the squits all go towards making Pebble Dash the holiday guest from hell.

When he's not burning up on the beach, you'll probably find Pebble Dash at the Queen Sick Pub, all packed with Turds like himself who spend all day endlessly complaining about it being too hot, and the food being 'too foreign.' They drink the crappiest beer and eat the sh*ttest grub imaginable.

Favourite hangout: All inclusive hotels in Bogidorm.

Favourite saying: "We are, we are, we are the Turds! Bleeuuurgh!"