Sh*t For Brains

As part of the Turds 2006 collection, Sh*t For Brains really looks up to his idols such as The Elephant Pan and Frankenstrain. They remind him of himself; a sad, lonely piece of crap.

Hailing from the depths of Sh*t Creek, this schizophrenic little skid billy sometimes struggles to remember his own name. The lethargic, crazy little Turd has a split personality, but the voices in his head are real.... honest!

That voice belongs to his little brown buddy, Nugget, a controlling little shite who loves to mess around with his head. This makes Sh*t For Brains a very uinpredictable and downright scary Turd! Especially after he's been watching his favourite movie, 'The Tex-Ass Strain Massacre."

Favourite saying: "Squeal like a skid, boy!"