Sick Sh*t

The diarrhoea of the Turd World, surviving on a diet of raw crappy food is one of the many reasons Sick Sh*t is always ill.

To say that he suffers from ailments would be something of a gross understatement, as this Turd has claimed to have had it all! In fact, Sick Sh*t lives within the wards of Stainsfield Hospital for the majority of his time. Or more accurately, he simply wont leave. Hypochondriac? Quite possibly, but it doesn't help that he is constantly taking all sorts of medication for everything!

Favourite hangout: Hospital

Favourite saying: "Please doc, I don't feel good, I feel sh*tty."