Sloppy Sh*t

Part of the Turds 2005 collection, this charming little sh*t is a totally devoted turdettes' favourite!

Sloppy Sh*t is a hopeless romantic; he falls in love with just about everybody at the plop of a splat. Shame it's not always reciprocated!

Sloppy recently managed to break the Turd World Record for the shortest ever marriage (previously held by singing sensation Sh*tney Spears). At a drunken night out at the Moulin Stooge, he met and married Dee Dee Dump, a gold digging 'Pap Girl.' By the end of the wedding day she was sickened by Sloppy's ways that she didn't even make it to the honeymoon!

Hopless romantic Sloppy is often found alone writing poetry which he uses in order to soften up his next love, but all he really wants is to find that one special Turdette to grow white and crusty with.

Favourite hangout: The bogroom with a special Turdette.

Favourite saying: "Roses are red, violets are poo."