Smellboy

The Turd world isn't all fun and games; there is a dark side as well, and this is where Smellboy comes in. Hailing from the Forbidden Zone, Smellboy's quest is to kick the crap out of any evil sh*t that appears!

Not much is known about Smellboy, other that that he is a true hero who has been to pure smell... and back again!

Years ago the BPRD (Bureau of Pan-abnormalities and Rim Disturbances) were investigating the hottest and darkest hole known to the Turd World. Convinced that only pure evil could reside within, they were surprised when they stumbled across a little piece of crap with a tough guy attitude and an indestructible sweetcorn hand.

Smellboy grew up to be a cigar munching tough guy, residing in a maximum security installation in Area Fifty-Poo.

Today he can be seen jumping from building to building, hunting down the very vilest crap with his bleach gun.

Favourite hangout: The top of skyscrapers looking for evil.

Favourite saying: "Remind me why I poo this again?"