Whifty Scent

He's a baaaaaad mother-crapper! Whifty Scent tries to keep his arse clean, but there's always some cack addicted turdette with a kiss and smell story keeping him in the headlines.

Bullet ridden he may be, but you just can't keep this crapper down. He grew up in the slums of Brown Chapel went on to become one of the biggest crap artists in the plop charts.

Collaborations with other crap artists such as Scoop Doggy Poo and Enimenema have made Whifty Scent a legend among sh*ts.

Before cleaning up in the crap scene, Whifty Scent used to lead a life of grime. One of Drudge Town's biggest bug dealers, he made a living selling maggot candy and pimping flies at the Moulin Stooge club. These nefarious activities led to him being shot to sh*t in a stinking drive-by pooping.

Favourite hangout: The Moulin Stooge.

Favourite saying: "Is it cos I'm brown?"